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Taking care of your Norway HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Norway Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
Your Norway Hetaloid comes with:
-one military outfit
-one casual outift
-a troll. (whether or not you can see it is up to you.)
-a cross shaped hair clip
-a book of spells
-a violin (so many fans give him the ability to play violin so i might as well throw it in)
-a limited warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks
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Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of( your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
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Norway Hetaloids awaken upon a

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England, we all know him as Britain. America dunked his tea into the harbor (ocean), yeah...England. Igirisu. Iggy. The #1 favorite Hetalia guy. (This is true) British accent? Epic win. Can see magical creatures? Epic win. Sexy bushy eyebrows? Epic fangirl win.

Scotland, England's sexiest brother of all. Loch Ness monster is his pet, yeah...Scotland. Scottie. Scott. The #1 favorite Hetalia OC. (This is true) Scottish accent? Epic win. Raised England? Epic win. Wears sexy man skirts AKA kilts? Epi

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Your Denmark Hetaloid includes:
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-one casual outfit
-hairgel
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-a limited warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks
For a limited time only, we can add "Viking" mode to your Denmark Hetaloid.
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of( your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
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"[Y-Y/N]..." He mumbled on slurred words. You only shook your head.

"What is it, Arthur?" You replied to him with slight annoyance in your voice.

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-a bag of licorice
-one casual outfit
-one military outfit
-a limited warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks
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What to fe

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"Why am I in your room, China?" You asked him. He only stood there stiff. It was as if he was thinking about something. Of course this only made you feel more awkward. Really...why were you in his room?

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Special Hair Feature: Somewhat curly
Eye Color: Green
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Sexiness Meter (1-3): He broke the scale with his "La Passion"
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Sur

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"Great." You smile and press play.

*Watch from Start-0:17*

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A Hetalia fangirl has to be the worse kind of fangirl of all.

We do have it all ranging from songs to yaoi and dating sims and back. So meany sexy bishies, it's hard for us to chose but each and every one of us has at least two.

What makes Hetalia so great? Let me tell you why! Sp many sexy personified countries! It's hard to not give in.

We squeal, we wanker, we cry, we can't stop thinking about it every since we started. Once you become one it's almost impossible to go back! You'll forget about the other things and become one of us.

Not only that it's educational too! What else can't this kick-ass anime do?

We can outlast you all with our love for our countries and beat your ass any day in social studies.

Not to mention the accents, oh no! I think I just fangasmed too hard from the thought.

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