Name: Alfred F. Jones (United States of America)
Continent: North America
Height: 5' 10"
Age: 19 (appearance)
Hair Color: Blonde
Special Hair Feature: Cowlick
Eye Color: Blue
Personality: American (Obnoxious), full of energy, talkative, the "hero", and isn't afraid to speak his mind.
Family: Brother-Canada Mother-Native America
Friends: England, Japan, Seychelles, Belarus, Tony (alien), and Ukraine
Sexiness Meter (1-3): Broke the scale
Favorite Food: Hamburgers; fast food
Fun Fact: If you can measure how long the state of Florida is, you will know how long Alfred's "vital regions" are.
Surprising Fact: Can eat a lot and can barely gain any weight.
Extra: Wears glasses
The hero is writing you a letter! Booyah! Well, I just wanted to say that I know I'm sexy, I know I'm the hero, and you are all welcome to come to Florida on one condition: make me hamburgers!
-Alfred F. Jones