First Meetings Fem!ItalyxGermany

Summary: WWI when Fem!Italy and Germany first meet.

Characters: Fem! Italy, Germany, and Germany's Sticky Friend.

Setting: WWI; Italian battlegrounds

Time: WWI; 1914-1918

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"I'm supposed to be fighting a decedent of Rome right now but vith no such luck of finding them." Germany thought as he walked in an Italian battleground (woods).

"How veird. To cross that border was too easy, vasn't it Herr Schtick?" Germany then began to talk to the said stick in his hand. "I'm so sorry that I didn't share any of my liver vurst vith you. The invasion was going so vell that I forgot to feed mein schticky friend."

"Vell anyvays, I shouldn't let my guard down. The enemy is sure to have a plan right now. I may just fall into their trap." Germany then continued to walk and too keep his guard up. Just a few minutes later, he found a mysterious crate of "tomatoes" in the middle of an opening in the trees.

"Vhat the hell is this doing here?" Germany asked out loud. (To his schticky friend.) He poked the crate with his gun only to step back a few inches from being startled. The crate then started thrashing back and forth as if someone was in it.

"No one's home! It's just the tomato fairy, ve!" He heard a feminine voice call out from the crate. Germany gave a questioned look as he thought 'Is this the trap?'

Sensing that since it was a feminine voice that he had heard, he decided to open the crate.

As soon as he did that though, a woman dressed in a female version of the Italian WWI army uniform came out and started yelling. "Oh please don't shoot me! I surrender! I'm still a virgin and what would be the fun of shooting someone who hasn't been laid yet? That and I still haven't gotten my period!" (Instead of balls dropping.)

"Are you the descendent of Rome?" Was all that Germany could say to the woman. He was way too weirded out to say anything. So many questions ran through his head.

"Y-y-yes!" The woman cried out as she hid back into the crate.

"Are you telling me that I'm supposed to be fighting you? What is a woman doing out on the battlefield?" Germany said to who he now knew was Italy.

"Well, I can't just stay home and make pasta all day when there's a war going on! I have to defend my country!" She rushed out as she threw a tomato at Germany. "So take that! An Italian grenade!"

Germany didn't know whether to get mad or to laugh when the woman threw a "Italian grenade" (tomato) at him. It fell next to his feet and he looked at it.

"Are you kidding me?" He thought.

"Hey! I have an idea! How about I become your prisoner and you can spare my country?" Italy pleaded to Germany as she emerged from the crate once again and walked one whole circle around Germany.

Germany could only say one thing: "Alright."

And this is where he got stuck with this Northern Italian woman for the rest of his life.